Wild Wild Smunth

Yippie Yi Yay! Oh my God, I love a cowboy!

You heard me!!! Boots, belt, buckle, hat, and attitude! Give me a man who knows how to use his hands! 

Ladies and gents, let me just say: I am a changed woman! As a kid, growing up in Arizona, rodeo horse people were always around. Every town has a history of cowboys and outlaws. But I never got into it, never went full country. No, it took me time to age and mature. It took years of dealing with LA boys to realize what we really need is a good cowboy. Someone who is chivalrous, calls, brings flowers, holds the door open. Someone who looks at you with that look. The look where you might just be the most beautiful thing he's ever seen. And sure, he wants to put you on your knees… but in a respectful way. He will worship you. And if he doesn't, his mama will give him a woopin’. God! That's what we're actually looking for…

So in my advanced years of wisdom (23), I have realized that country music has the best love songs, ranches are beautiful, and always “save a horse, ride a cowboy”!!!! 

So what did I do? Well, I got my ass in gear and read the Chestnut Springs series!

For all my besties who have no idea what that is: It's Elsie Silver's beloved cowboy romance series. The series follows the Eton family, a family with 4ish brothers and a tag-along, who all find love. There is a sexy bull rider, a sexy single dad, a sexy hockey player, another sexy bull rider, and oh, you guessed it, a sexy ex-special-ops soldier. Also, they all have a FINE-AS-HELL and hilarious dad, Harvey. The absolutely stellar and empowered women that come into their worlds toss them around, and make these cowboys lose control and fall in love!

Are you sold yet?!

I promise the Eton boys don't disappoint. They'll have you wanting to move to Calgary in no time to find a husband. 

But what about a good old rodeo chica? Well, Lyla Sage’s Rebel Blue Ranch series starts off with a kick ass Barrel Racer (it’s a rodeo horse racing sport). She's a cowgirl through and through and the stories about her family's ranch are nothing short of delicious. 

Okay, well, I got to go.

I am needed back at the ranch. I don't want to keep Papa Harvey Eton waiting. 

Bye!

Have fun with the smut and start listening to the Dixie Chicks! :)


My SMUNTH Reads 

Plus honorable mentions 

Rating system: (this is based on price, just try and come between me and my kindle)

⭐️Library, ⭐️⭐️kindle, ⭐️⭐️⭐️paperback, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️hard cover, 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ special edition

Spice level:

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Oh my God, I didn’t know you could do that!

🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ Not suitable to read at work

🌶️🌶️🌶️Good Lord!

🌶️🌶️HOT

🌶️ hot


FMC= Female main Character and MMC= Male Main Character


Flawless (Chestnut Springs Book:1) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Oh my God, so fun! I think, plot-wise, this book has the strongest plot-to-character-development ratio. Meaning there is a sub plot line that goes beyond the question “will they end up together?” Rhett’s bull ridinging career and its scandal, give us more story then just the romance. But the romance itself was so entertaining. Rhett and Summer are great together and I thought their banter was amazing. Two goofy firecrackers.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ hard cover


Heartless (CS Book:2)🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

DADDY CADE!!!! The oldest Eton brother Cade is widely known as one of the best book boyfriends on the market. He’s brooding, yet the tough shell always cracks for his son Luke. He loves his son fiercely and when Willa - Summer’s best friend and Luke’s new nanny - starts to love Luke, Cade’s fierce love extends to Willa. Willa and Cade’s chemistry is undeniable and watching Willa get under his skin and make a home there, was so much fun! 10 out of 10. Would read again!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ special edition


Powerless (CS Book:3) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

A sexy, steamy, smutty, friends-to-lovers story. Well, a cousin to lovers. Just kidding. This is not a cousin lovin’ story but when you read it you will understand. Anyways…. the love between these two cracked open a part of my heart. When someone feels so alone and broken in the world and then finds someone who stands by their side, nothing can make me cry faster. Jasper and Sloane do that for each other. They see each other. And to be loved is to be seen. 

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ special edition


Reckless (CS Book:4) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

God…! Watching Winter find peace in the arms of a sexy bull rider, just like her sister, pulled at my heartstrings! This girl needed 1) to find her strength and say “No!” and “Fuck off!” to everyone who pushed her around and 2.) needed a sexy, responsible, loving, kind, and funny man to come into her life and show her everything that she deserves. It also doesn't hurt when he stands in her kitchen shirtless with a baby… Nope! It doesn't hurt one bit!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ hard cover


Hopeless (CS Book:5) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

All it takes is to have everything you know and the career you have spent years building to be ripped away from you to see that there are people at home who love and miss you and might just need you. Watching Beau and Bailey save each other melted me. 

⭐️⭐️⭐️paperback


Done and Dusted (Rebel Blue Ranch) 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️

Oh, it was so much fun to be in a cowgirl's head for this one. I love Clementine “Emmy” Ryder so much! She is fun, down to earth, and real. Watching her struggle with ADHD and PTSD was so relatable. And Luke is quite a man! This brother's-best-friend romance is steamy, slutty, and damn romantic! This book is also a shorter one, so it's the perfect quick read!

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ hard cover


Previous
Previous

History of Smut

Next
Next

The SMULYMPICS